Tag: humor
member name: Kathryn E.
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January 04, 2009 11:49 PM EST --
Wow, it has been a long time. So long, in fact, it is difficult to remember the character's names.
But the script and casting is superb. Marc Cherry done good.
Dave Williams is even more . . .
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October 06, 2008 12:02 AM EDT --
Sunday, 8 a.m. Drank whey powder, amino acid supplements, Green Tea power drink. Powerlifted at club, mega treadmill workout, 30 wind sprints on the track. 2 hours. Sunny but windy.
Smiled . . .
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July 19, 2006 11:47 AM EDT --
Heat's addled my brain
Cannot think
Heat's addled my brain
Vapor steams from my fingers, as they fly on the keyboard
Heat's addled my brain
I cannot sleep
Heat's addled my brain
No AC except . . .
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June 16, 2008 02:40 AM EDT --
You're at the computer, reading and typing in a cacophony of joy. You're on Gather, of course.
In your own space, your own time. Suddenly, your cat jumps up to the keyboard, steps on the . . .
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August 04, 2008 05:20 AM EDT --
Some may say: "it's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it." The male stick insect copulates with the female for 10 weeks straight without pause and all the poor lady wants . . .
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February 09, 2009 01:31 AM EST --
I completely forgot about writing this. Was I even paying attention while watching? I think so, for this show was wholly engrossing. But I was also correcting a manuscript. So, let's see if I actually . . .
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April 02, 2006 01:36 PM EDT --
On a lazy Sunday afternoon, I call to my two cats, Mao and Cheddar. And they come running.
I called "Baby Fooooood." Sure, they know the words, "Baby Food." They're cats. . . .
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May 17, 2006 07:42 AM EDT --
cooking with gas tonight, dirt included
laying it out in the open
soul, dirty
flesh raw, bones bare to skull
god, what have I done
cooking with gas tonight, dirt included
I'm real
we've all got . . .
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February 23, 2009 01:22 AM EST --
Sunday, 8 a.m. Drank whey powder, amino acid supplements, Green Tea power drink. Power lifted at club, mega treadmill workout, 30 wind sprints on the track. 2 hours. Sunny but windy. Never good . . .
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October 13, 2008 02:25 AM EDT --
We left Little Kathy in kindergarten. She grew up, up and up, and graduated high school.
Kathy managed to graduate high school a year early in Grade 11, and to go to two Proms, . . .
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April 11, 2006 11:55 PM EDT --
Sitting at her desk, today the Quill peers into the future and wonders about those who will live one-hundred and ten years from now. She fears a new, and as yet, unseen world where people speak to each . . .
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April 13, 2006 01:34 PM EDT --
..it's been 10 minutes, and no one has commented, yet.
You've heard the stories: Gather produces an intoxicating high unlike any other. This is all too true. And you don't get a hangover, . . .
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May 09, 2006 03:24 AM EDT --
"Hey, you there – don't jump."
A short, balding man with a twinkle in his eye and appearing to be ageless, yet elderly, caught the younger man by the arm, and stopped him . . .
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June 17, 2006 05:25 AM EDT --
Customers drive me to the brink of despair and beyond. Some days, everything's too much.
They'll rip open up the plastic bags on the comforters, pull out a comforter, then try to stuff it back . . .
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June 18, 2006 06:19 AM EDT --
Mrs. Oleski, is Stephen your son?
Yes.
Cool. Is Kristina your daughter?
Yes.
Kewl.
Would you like to join the PEN 15 club?
Jim, that line didn't work on me when my kids tried it, either. Your . . .
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July 09, 2006 03:35 AM EDT --
Earlier last evening, I sat with close friends. We watched The National Dog Show and compared notes on breeds of dogs.
We talked about which dogs were good with kids, which dogs need a large yard and . . .
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July 17, 2006 11:21 PM EDT --
Jimmy Olson, copy boy, ran to Lois. "Clark is missing!"
"Impossible! He was just here a minute ago."
Perry called for Lois.
"Lois, in my office, now! I want you to find Superman. . . .
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August 07, 2006 05:23 PM EDT --
Brie Vanderslutzen was in the kitchen with her parents, Mumsy and Dadsy Vanderslutzen.
Soozie Mier walked in with Edie Brick and ex-husband Karl.
Lynnie stood in Brie's kitchen, her mouth open. . . .
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April 16, 2006 09:28 PM EDT --
That's right. A bath. You CAN bathe cats. Cat care books recommend it, but I don't know why. The cat gets wet, cold and meows. You get wet, cold and you howl.
But if you're so inclined, here's . . .
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July 24, 2006 07:36 AM EDT --
"Purple shirt," my sister-in-law said. "That one, over there. Operation Tinky-Winky." We all agreed. It would be the purple shirt, but not the one on the hapless person standing down . . .
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